Manivelle strikes back

I got an e-mail inviting me to a meeting with three people I don't know. I asked if the meeting was related to their website. I have been answered that yes, among other matters. But impossible to know more about the other meeting topics, how far they are related to me and how long the event is to last. Perhaps meeting agendas are illegal in that part of the city.

- Talk for 5 minutes with a colleague without understanding a single word of what she says => done

- Explain to three Irish girls that they are totally wrong to dreaming of living in Paris => done

- Having an unknown but probably important bearded man explaining me during 8 minutes, while standing in the hall, how he took a plane, and a train, and a taxi, and a bus to get in a small Italian city about which nobody cares => done

- Threw strawberry yogurt all over the carpet and my suit => done

- Bump into the President in the lift and not even say “hi” => done

- Mispronounce each of my colleagues’ names => done

- Add a picture of my daughter as wallpaper on my computer => done

- Forget the assistant’s name => done

- Get lost in the building while trying to reach IT department => done

I also got to know my website, begun to work on it and sent some stuff live, but it is not that important.